1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,300 [ Subbed by BARFNUTS ] 2 00:00:02,543 --> 00:00:04,462 VENTURE: Dean, stop playing with your food 3 00:00:04,545 --> 00:00:05,671 and eat something. 4 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:08,299 I'm not hungry. And I'm a vegetarian now. 5 00:00:08,382 --> 00:00:09,675 I don't eat face. 6 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,302 Hey, uh, more java, Doc? 7 00:00:11,385 --> 00:00:12,720 Oh, lord, yes. 8 00:00:12,803 --> 00:00:14,305 Yeah, hit me up, too, will you? 9 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:16,140 Up-bap-bap. No caffeine for this one. 10 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,850 The last time you got a hold of some dark chocolate, 11 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,644 you were up two nights straight destroying my walls 12 00:00:19,727 --> 00:00:21,145 to build a Murphy bed. 13 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,606 Murphy beds. You still haven't found all of them. 14 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:24,982 I'm that good! 15 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,692 Well, let's just see how good you are 16 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,070 at getting those dishes spotless, huh? 17 00:00:29,153 --> 00:00:31,197 You're on K.P., little man. 18 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,156 Mmm! 19 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,199 [helicopter approaching] 20 00:00:33,282 --> 00:00:34,325 Oh, don't rub it in! 21 00:00:34,408 --> 00:00:35,743 What is this, Arabica? 22 00:00:35,826 --> 00:00:36,911 Blackhawk. 23 00:00:36,994 --> 00:00:38,746 Huh. Never heard of it. Mountain grown? 24 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:40,748 No, military. One of ours. 25 00:00:40,831 --> 00:00:41,749 [thuds] 26 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:43,459 And it's on our roof now. 27 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,629 SOLDIERS: Boo-yah! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 28 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:48,714 May I be excused? 29 00:00:50,591 --> 00:00:54,262 All clear, sir. Kitchen is secure. 30 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,515 As you were, soldiers. 31 00:00:57,598 --> 00:01:00,059 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 32 00:01:00,142 --> 00:01:02,353 Dr. Venture, we need to ticky-talk. 33 00:01:02,436 --> 00:01:03,854 The army doesn't have a phone? 34 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,064 No, you don't. 35 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:07,108 My boys cut your lines as a security precaution. 36 00:01:07,191 --> 00:01:09,694 Great! I'll add that to the bill for my windows. 37 00:01:09,777 --> 00:01:11,445 What the hell is this about? 38 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,698 Pack your bags for tropical climes! 39 00:01:13,781 --> 00:01:15,700 A piece of ordnance you sold me is on the fritz. 40 00:01:15,783 --> 00:01:18,202 I need you on site down in Puerto Bahia 41 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,537 to fix it -- ASAP! 42 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,998 What, did you lose the manual? What do you need me for? 43 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:23,666 'Cause it's still under warranty, 44 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:26,294 and it'll only talk to you. 45 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,592 DOC: Dean! 46 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:35,219 Dean? We're going on an adventure. 47 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,554 DEAN: Yay for you. 48 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:39,223 I take it from your oh-so-jejune retort 49 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,225 you're not coming then? 50 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,477 Fine. Well, if Ted calls, take a message 51 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,981 and tell him I'll be back in like a day or two, okay? 52 00:01:47,064 --> 00:01:48,107 Dean? 53 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:49,066 DEAN: I said okay! 54 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,485 Oh, no, you d-- He didn't, right? 55 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:53,237 Did you hear him? 56 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,656 [jet engine takes off] 57 00:01:58,659 --> 00:02:02,121 DEAN: Hey, boy. You look kind of blue. 58 00:02:02,204 --> 00:02:04,332 Something bugging you? - [ beeps] 59 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,708 I think I might. 60 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:08,377 You're not happy being a giant robot spider are you? 61 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,295 [beeps] 62 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,713 Walking eye. Sorry. 63 00:02:10,796 --> 00:02:12,256 I know how you feel. 64 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,259 I don't really wanna be what Pop wants me to be, either. 65 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,719 MANHOWERS: Boy, these jPads your brother concocted 66 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:18,429 are something else, huh? 67 00:02:18,512 --> 00:02:20,473 Look at us -- briefing on the go at 30,000 feet. 68 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:21,891 Whoo-ee! 69 00:02:21,974 --> 00:02:23,601 Meh, I miss the old-school briefings -- 70 00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:24,977 the smoke-filled rooms, 71 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,270 the soft clatter of the projector -- 72 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,271 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 73 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,190 You been following the news out of Puerto Bahia? 74 00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:30,816 'Course not. It's classified. 75 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,193 Well, a bunch of no-good commies 76 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:33,653 been trying to take over the place. 77 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,280 Communists? Wow. They still make those? 78 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:39,116 And Uncle Sam, he's good pals with El Presidente. 79 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,202 He told us to give him a helping hand. 80 00:02:41,285 --> 00:02:43,454 Only he don't want to leave no fingerprints. 81 00:02:43,537 --> 00:02:46,415 And that's why we sent your Venturestein down there -- 82 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:49,335 put the kamikaze kibosh on their little revolution. 83 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:50,711 And then just like that -- 84 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,380 Poof! -- they vanished. 85 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:55,424 Now, we believe he absconded with the rest of the steins 86 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,468 to the jungle southwest of Capital City. 87 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,470 Believe? If you're not even sure where he is, 88 00:02:59,553 --> 00:03:01,472 how am I supposed to find him? 89 00:03:01,555 --> 00:03:03,766 With the one thing you didn't screw up the first time. 90 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:06,060 Radioactive dye you juiced him with -- jPad here 91 00:03:06,143 --> 00:03:08,479 can track it once you're within a couple of clicks. 92 00:03:08,562 --> 00:03:09,772 There's an app for that. 93 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:11,649 You mean a trap for that! 94 00:03:11,732 --> 00:03:13,234 - MANHOWERS: Say again? - DOC: What? 95 00:03:13,317 --> 00:03:15,152 Venturestein is luring us there! 96 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,697 He wants to meet his maker face-to-face so he can kill you. 97 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,365 Hank, don't be paranoid. 98 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:21,033 Venturestein and I got along famously. 99 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,703 That's exactly why we think he'll let you in close. 100 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,162 I'm just saying. 101 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,914 If we get there and he's in a pair of bicycle shorts 102 00:03:26,997 --> 00:03:28,666 talking about "Tears in the Rain," 103 00:03:28,749 --> 00:03:30,376 you run like hell because he is there 104 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:32,002 to smush your head! 105 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,170 MANHOWERS: Ah, you ain't gotta worry 106 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,672 about him going all "Roy Batty" on you. 107 00:03:34,755 --> 00:03:37,133 If you can't talk him down, all you gotta do 108 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,218 is click that little icon that looks like a cherry bomb. 109 00:03:39,301 --> 00:03:41,220 - Then what? - Then you run like hell. 110 00:03:41,303 --> 00:03:43,222 'Cause that jPad you're holding comes 111 00:03:43,305 --> 00:03:45,224 fat-packed with factory-installed C-4. 112 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:47,476 W-Wait! You want me to kill him? 113 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,437 No, he was already dead once, man! 114 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,021 Where's your moral dilemma? 115 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,941 No, it's not that! It's just you, uh... 116 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:55,568 haven't mentioned the little matter of my... 117 00:03:55,651 --> 00:03:56,694 compensation. 118 00:03:56,777 --> 00:03:58,696 Oh, right. Right. Let me see here... 119 00:03:58,779 --> 00:04:00,865 I'm already out of pocket here on supersonic jet fuel -- 120 00:04:00,948 --> 00:04:02,700 How's this for out of pocket, huh? 121 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:04,702 'Cause that's exactly what you gave your Uncle Sam 122 00:04:04,785 --> 00:04:06,704 when you sold him a bushel of dead lemons! 123 00:04:06,787 --> 00:04:07,705 Now fix it! 124 00:04:07,788 --> 00:04:09,540 MAN ON RADIO: Attention, unidentified aircraft. 125 00:04:09,623 --> 00:04:11,542 You are entering controlled airspace. 126 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:14,003 Turn back now. - Uh, hello? 127 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:16,005 This is Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture. 128 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:17,965 To whom am I speaking? - HATRED: We got incoming. 129 00:04:18,048 --> 00:04:19,675 - I'm out of here. - What the heck? 130 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,386 Too big to be a missile, too slow to be a jet. 131 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,180 What could -- [metal scraping ] 132 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:25,389 [ Screeches ] 133 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,974 - We lost cabin pressure! - Really? 134 00:04:27,057 --> 00:04:29,101 That's what concerns you. - HANK: Go time! 135 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,729 All right, do not deploy 'til you're below 500 feet 136 00:04:31,812 --> 00:04:33,439 so the enemy won't spot your chutes. 137 00:04:33,522 --> 00:04:34,899 If we lose each other in the shit, 138 00:04:34,982 --> 00:04:37,193 regroup at rendezvous point at 2400 hours! 139 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,569 Rende-- Hank, wait! 140 00:04:38,652 --> 00:04:40,112 - Please be prompt! - That's not a... 141 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:45,993 [Whimpers] 142 00:04:46,076 --> 00:04:48,454 This is not a parachute! 143 00:04:48,537 --> 00:04:50,790 Good gravy. That boy is gonna get himself killed! 144 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,458 Yeah, like We're doing great. 145 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:53,459 [ Pteranodon screeches ] 146 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:57,087 Can't... shake him! Get off, you damn pest! 147 00:04:58,672 --> 00:05:00,883 Yeah, I think Hank might have had the right idea. 148 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:02,885 Hang on! 149 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:04,470 [ Screeches ] 150 00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:06,430 Oh, this is much better. 151 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,432 At least I got a clear shot now. 152 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:09,350 Don't! 153 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:10,559 [ Screeches ] 154 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,019 Aah! 155 00:05:12,102 --> 00:05:13,729 Aah! 156 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:18,526 Uh... 157 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,569 ah! 158 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,530 Uh-huh. 159 00:05:24,698 --> 00:05:26,408 Aah! 160 00:05:27,701 --> 00:05:29,870 [grunting ] 161 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:36,043 [doorbell rings] 162 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:39,380 Well, hi, there, Mister, uh, Venture. 163 00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:40,506 My name is Marsha Backwood, 164 00:05:40,589 --> 00:05:42,132 and I am running for re-election 165 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,051 to the United States Congress. 166 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:45,803 Uh, 'Kay. 167 00:05:45,886 --> 00:05:47,805 Oh, pardon me. Buenos dies. 168 00:05:47,888 --> 00:05:50,516 Donde estas Senor Ventura? 169 00:05:50,599 --> 00:05:51,809 Puerta Bahia. 170 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:54,770 Uh, I'm sorry. That's all the Spanish I know. 171 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,063 No, he went to Puerto Bahia. 172 00:05:56,146 --> 00:05:57,481 Oh! 173 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,483 Well, do you know when he'll be back? 174 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,943 Return-o a casa? 175 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:01,944 [ sighs ] No! 176 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:03,487 The army dragged him away for something. 177 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,490 Now, buenas tardes. I'm busy here! 178 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,325 Get me General Manhowers. 179 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,870 And find out if that gardener's legal. 180 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,496 [sighs] 181 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,081 Okay, H.E.L.P.Er., 182 00:06:14,164 --> 00:06:15,916 I'm just gonna switch you off first while -- 183 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,834 [ panicked beeping ] 184 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:18,627 Aah! No! Easy, boy! It's okay! 185 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,672 I promise it won't hurt! H.E.L.P.Er.! 186 00:06:21,755 --> 00:06:22,965 Wait! 187 00:06:23,048 --> 00:06:24,842 I can make it all better! 188 00:06:24,925 --> 00:06:25,968 [beep] 189 00:06:26,051 --> 00:06:27,928 Well, H.E.L.P.Er. should be here any minute, 190 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,638 assuming he survived the crash. 191 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,640 Survived the -- you know we didn't bring H.E.L.P.Er. 192 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,850 With us, right? 193 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,685 Ri-i-g-ht. 194 00:06:34,768 --> 00:06:36,437 Uhh, any luck getting Hank? 195 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,563 Dead. 196 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:39,398 His watch, I mean. 197 00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:40,816 Static. I'm getting a lot of -- 198 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,610 Nobody's dead, just put that -- 199 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,111 Yeah, all right, all right. 200 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:46,113 Well, let's just wait here 'til he shows up then. 201 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:47,740 Without that jPad, 202 00:06:47,823 --> 00:06:49,450 I don't have a clue where we're going anyway. 203 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:52,828 Dr. Venture? Dr. Venture! Come on, now, pick up. 204 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,747 Aw, I got nothing but sky here. 205 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,540 What in blazes? 206 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,459 Ugh, I'm gonna throw up! 207 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,085 You! 208 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,088 DOC: Ugh, god, I hate the jungle. 209 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:05,674 It's hot. It's damp. Everything's alive. 210 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,551 Here, look at this. See this stick? 211 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:08,844 No, you don't. 212 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,471 'Cause guess what -- it's a bug. 213 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:12,473 It's a stick bug. 214 00:07:12,556 --> 00:07:14,266 Ugh! Disgusting. And that's not all! 215 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,393 Shh! You hear something? 216 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,395 I hear you changing my subject. 217 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,898 [footsteps approaching ] Someone's coming. Get down! 218 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:22,942 DOC: Ugh, urine everywhere! 219 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,110 HATRED: Shh! 220 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,697 [ Sniffing ] 221 00:07:30,866 --> 00:07:32,076 [ Snorting ] 222 00:07:32,159 --> 00:07:33,744 What the hell are those things? 223 00:07:33,827 --> 00:07:35,245 They weren't in the briefing. 224 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,915 - You didn't make them? - No! 225 00:07:37,998 --> 00:07:39,917 Oh, crap, he heard you. He's looking right at us. 226 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,628 - What do we do? - We make a break for it. 227 00:07:42,711 --> 00:07:44,922 I'll divert them, you run west. 228 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:46,507 Ready? Now! 229 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:50,219 Hey, pretty boy! Jocelyn Wildenstein called! 230 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:52,221 She wants her face back! 231 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:54,181 [ Hisses ] 232 00:07:59,269 --> 00:08:00,938 [snarls, growls] 233 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:03,941 Oh, my god! This was a bad idea! 234 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:05,275 Cheetah-man is crazy-fast! 235 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,069 I do not know what I was thinking! 236 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:09,780 Climb up a tree! Cheetahs can't climb! 237 00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:11,448 They don't have retractable claws! 238 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,534 Neither do I! 239 00:08:13,617 --> 00:08:15,661 Oh, l am being disemboweled! 240 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:19,164 For the love of God, shake a bag of pounce at him! 241 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,624 [ growls ] 242 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,584 Aah! 243 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,421 HANK: [groaning ] 244 00:08:28,215 --> 00:08:30,300 Hank's war journal, entry number one. 245 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,136 I don't know how long I was out. 246 00:08:32,219 --> 00:08:33,762 The rumble in my tummy tells me 247 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,015 it's been at least four hours. 248 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,016 [beep] 249 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,767 Hank's war journal, entry number two. 250 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,436 My team failed to rendezvous, 251 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:42,354 and they're not answering their watches. 252 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:45,649 I am on my own, stranded behind enemy lines. 253 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,651 I'll need my strength to set up base camp. 254 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:51,321 Thankfully, mother nature provides for her children. 255 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,201 Hmm. 256 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,835 [snoring ] 257 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:08,213 [Squeaking ] 258 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,758 Huh? 259 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,430 Father! 260 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:22,978 [ Panicked beeping ] 261 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:25,355 [grunting ] 262 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:28,400 [strained ] Hank was right! 263 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,277 Venturestein terribly sorry. 264 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,528 N-Not mean do that. 265 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,030 Uh, old habit. 266 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:34,865 Wow. Your diction's really come a long way 267 00:09:34,948 --> 00:09:36,241 since I last saw you. 268 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,535 Good Venturestein. 269 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:42,331 Yes, army teach Venturestein make more good diction. 270 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:44,249 Yeah, syntax -- not so much. 271 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,752 Army also teach Venturestein salute. 272 00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:49,254 Teach make bed. Teach kill. 273 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:50,923 Sounds like the army had 274 00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:52,591 a real positive influence on your life. 275 00:09:52,674 --> 00:09:54,176 Why don't we just take you back -- 276 00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:57,054 No! Venturestein never go back! 277 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,972 Army make Venturestein come here, 278 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,392 infiltrate revolution peoples. 279 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:05,896 Orders make self-terminate when discover. 280 00:10:05,979 --> 00:10:09,191 Several Stein obey. 281 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:11,318 That when Venturestein see him. 282 00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:13,779 He older, but Venturestein still recognize -- 283 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:16,073 is Jorgé, little shoe boy 284 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:18,534 from Father teach films! 285 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,536 He not know Venturestein, of course. 286 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:24,039 But after he stop scream, we make good talk. 287 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,791 Jorgé open Venturestein eyes 288 00:10:25,874 --> 00:10:27,876 to exploitation of proletariat. 289 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,254 Change Venturestein whole outlook. 290 00:10:30,337 --> 00:10:32,881 That when Venturestein decide quit army, 291 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,174 go to jungle. 292 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,176 So, you fell in with a bad crowd. 293 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,512 You're feeling rebellious -- that's adolescence! 294 00:10:38,595 --> 00:10:40,055 Listen to your father, here. 295 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,224 My Dean is going through the same thing. 296 00:10:42,307 --> 00:10:45,102 Let go of me! Let go, you undead bastards! 297 00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:46,353 I demand to be heard! 298 00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:48,480 Is okay. State grievance, comrade. 299 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:51,567 Why haven't you slain this scientist yet? 300 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,819 Karl, we discuss. Need Father to -- 301 00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:55,237 He killed Turu! 302 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,114 We found her body next to his plane. 303 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,782 He deserves to die! 304 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,159 Him and his chubby girlfriend. 305 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,326 Is true? 306 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,912 That's -- he's not my girlfriend, he's my bodyguard. 307 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,122 Turu part! 308 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:07,791 Urn, is Turu a pterodactyl? 309 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,668 Pteranodon, you monster! 310 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,670 See? He not even good at science. 311 00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:14,298 Father bring no pain to Karl. 312 00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:17,885 Karl go outside, maybe. Cool off. 313 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,888 [ Hisses] I'll walk myself out! 314 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,515 [ Urinating ] 315 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,808 [zips] 316 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,643 Karl mark his territory. 317 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,146 Send Venturestein not subtle message. 318 00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:31,148 [ Clears throat] Friend of yours? 319 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:33,150 Karl sometimes hothead. 320 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:36,653 Karl not have good father like -- like Venturestein! 321 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,990 Venturestein find Karl father lab few click from here. 322 00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:43,118 Experiment on Karl with bad hurt-science. 323 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,870 Venturestein liberate. 324 00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,121 [gunfire] 325 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,165 Venturestein learn jungle very popular 326 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:50,167 with bad scientist. 327 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,877 Secret science hurt-camp everywhere! 328 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,046 Liberate all! 329 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:57,216 New friends join Venturestein. Become new army. 330 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,384 Come here, all together! 331 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,011 Make home. 332 00:12:01,094 --> 00:12:03,889 That why Venturestein need Father. 333 00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:07,517 Father tell other scientists no more hurt-science! 334 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:11,021 Tell them free Venturestein brother and sister. 335 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:13,023 Look, I know you think your father is Superman 336 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,524 and I can do anything, 337 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,026 but I'm gonna level with you here -- 338 00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:17,736 I don't have a whole lot of sway 339 00:12:17,819 --> 00:12:19,655 in the science scene these days. 340 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:23,033 What this? Father make army box blow up Venturestein? 341 00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:25,911 No! No! I-l was -- Please be careful with that! 342 00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:27,704 Father bad! 343 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,706 Sonnystein! Tedstein! Take Father! 344 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,708 Father not help Venturestein. 345 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,211 Venturestein help himself. 346 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:35,545 Wait! 347 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,589 Army box make internet? 348 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,718 Hank's War Journal, star date 2112. 349 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,512 Sleep would not come to me. 350 00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,514 The jungle would not allow it. 351 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,932 She has clutched me to her bountiful bosom 352 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,350 and nourished me, 353 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,769 which is kind of nice 'cause I never had a mommy. 354 00:12:50,852 --> 00:12:53,313 But she demands a sacrifice in return. 355 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,481 [ groans, vomits ] 356 00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:56,358 I've vomited and diarrheaed out 357 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,235 whatever was left of my old life. 358 00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,569 My Hank's run dry. 359 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,196 I'm but an empty vessel, 360 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,824 waiting for the jungle to fill me with new purpose. 361 00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:04,825 [thunder crashes] 362 00:13:04,908 --> 00:13:08,453 Only through her will I be reborn. 363 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,664 But, pray tell, what new Hank will emerge 364 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,667 from her hot, green womb? 365 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,046 Huh? 366 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,465 [gasps] 367 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,842 Yes, mother. 368 00:13:21,925 --> 00:13:24,386 I shall become... a bat. 369 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:26,513 [groans] 370 00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,098 [farts] Oh! 371 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:29,099 [ door opens ] 372 00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,517 I’m sorry sir, I-l tried to stop her, but -- 373 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,103 General Manhowers, did you abduct one of my constituents? 374 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,730 Need I remind you that we have 375 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,481 a constitution in this country, sir -- 376 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,400 And this is an election year. 377 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,319 Now, don't get your tea cozy in a bunch, 378 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,528 little miss sunshine. 379 00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:43,530 Dr. Venture volunteered to consult 380 00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:45,157 on a matter of national -- 381 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,285 [jPad dings] Why, this is him right now. 382 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:49,995 - Hello. I Venturestein. - W-What's he... 383 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:51,955 Nah, nah, nah. This ain't right! 384 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,374 I speak now to brother and sister comrade 385 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,336 still in bondage with message of hope. 386 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,629 U.R.G.H.!! 387 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:03,216 We United Repressed Grotesque Humanity! 388 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,803 We here help all who suffer from scientist everywhere! 389 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:10,349 You who made in laboratory, and in toxic swamp. 390 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,560 You vivisected angel who suffer in silence. 391 00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:16,688 [dog whimpers] Venturestein feel your pain! 392 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,148 Break free! 393 00:14:18,231 --> 00:14:19,691 Children of the atom, 394 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,194 break free from scientist shackle! 395 00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:26,156 U.R.G.H., welcome you with open arms! 396 00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:28,533 Come -- come to land where you accepted. 397 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,036 Eh, this is going great, huh? 398 00:14:31,119 --> 00:14:33,038 Remind me never to take government work again. 399 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:35,165 They called us "abomination," 400 00:14:35,248 --> 00:14:39,586 but together we build abomi-nation! 401 00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:41,171 U.R.G.H.! 402 00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:42,422 Holy crap! 403 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,257 He ain't just gone off the reservation -- 404 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,052 he's opening his own damn casino! 405 00:14:47,135 --> 00:14:48,387 Where'd she go? 406 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,598 [ Beeping ] 407 00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:12,786 [groans] 408 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,338 [panting] 409 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,674 [thunder crashes] 410 00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:29,428 You who made in laboratory and in toxic swamp. 411 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,889 You vivisected angel who suffer in silence. 412 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:33,974 [groaning] 413 00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:39,229 Aah! 414 00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:41,982 [panting] 415 00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:43,984 Venturestein feel your pain! 416 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,486 Break free! 417 00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:51,408 No! 418 00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:56,413 - [farts] - What's going on over there? 419 00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,248 Nothing! The bed creaked. 420 00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,875 KARL: Venturestein! 421 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,461 Venturestein! Come out here! 422 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,296 Zoink! ls angry mob! 423 00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:07,090 They have torches? 424 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,550 KARL: Give us the scientist! 425 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,343 He is of no more use to you. 426 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,137 We demand justice for Turu! 427 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,848 Yeah, we executed all our science guys. 428 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,641 [snorts] Why is yours so special? 429 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,561 Please, comrades. Time for bloodshed over. 430 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,271 We dawn of new era. 431 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:23,732 Soon, new brothers and sisters come. 432 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,108 How do you know that they'll come? 433 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,485 And where do you expect to put them all? 434 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,820 Seriously, have you thought this through at all? 435 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,490 Our capacity to absorb an influx of immigrants? 436 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,283 We have zero infrastructure! 437 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,118 Please, comrades. 438 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,579 We need a real leader who is not afraid to fight! 439 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:38,580 Who is with me? 440 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,707 Look, these are all important issues, 441 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,876 but what I want to know is -- 442 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:46,630 what are you gonna do about The Bat? 443 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,965 You guys haven't heard about this? 444 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,467 Like a massive bat creature. 445 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:53,178 He's been terrorizing us out on patrol. 446 00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:55,347 Wait. We don't have a bat guy? 447 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,140 - Bat guy? - No. 448 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,350 BOTH: Hank. 449 00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,143 Then we will hunt this bat! 450 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,853 And we will kill The Bat! 451 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,355 And when we have done this, 452 00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:06,149 we are coming back for them! 453 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,442 ALL: Yeah! 454 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,237 [indistinct shouting] 455 00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:23,333 MAN: He was so fast. 456 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,168 Maybe even faster than you, Karl. 457 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,253 I heard he's invisible. 458 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,171 I heard he can walk through walls! 459 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,339 He's just a man. 460 00:17:29,422 --> 00:17:30,966 [ Sniffs ] A boy- 461 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,175 [ sniffs ] 462 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,219 A boy with a tummyache. 463 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:36,012 Aah! 464 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,730 [indistinct shouting] 465 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:56,283 Ah! Damn it! 466 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,457 [deep voice] Have no fear, General. 467 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,375 Huh? 468 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,210 The mission is in my hands now. 469 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,546 - Who the hell is this now? - A friend. 470 00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:11,214 Huh? ls that the Venture boy? 471 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,632 You look affright, son. 472 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,343 You need to have yourself a lie-down. 473 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,637 [ growls ] 474 00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,979 Go. 475 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,773 Thank you, Venturestein. 476 00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:31,359 Batman! 477 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,155 BOTH: Hank! 478 00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:37,824 Hank's gone. Call me... The Bat. 479 00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,243 I'll call you a cab. I think you've had one too many. 480 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,579 Ah, leave me. Save yourselves. 481 00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,040 Oh, stop with the drama. You're not hurt that bad. 482 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,709 No, really. Leave me. I want to stay. 483 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,253 All right, what'd you drink? You're talking as crazy as Hank now. 484 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,255 Crazy is spending your whole life 485 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,257 trying to be something you're not. 486 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,760 I'm a freak, Doc. A-A monster. 487 00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:58,762 I can't hack it in the straight world. 488 00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:01,306 I-I want to spend my autumn years 489 00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:03,808 in a place where I'll be accepted, 490 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,186 with a vaguely paramilitary vibe 491 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,647 and absolutely no children whatsoever. 492 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,107 KARL: There they are! Slaughter them! 493 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,984 Let's get the fuck out of here! 494 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,278 To the Hankmobile! 495 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,405 [ Gunfire, indistinct shouting] 496 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,297 [engine sputters] 497 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,302 Head for the beach. 498 00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:43,264 [ Beeping ] 499 00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:54,234 All right, now what? 500 00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:56,236 Tell me you've got a Hank-boat. 501 00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:57,696 Wait for it! 502 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,698 In 5... 4... 503 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,658 3... 504 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,704 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 505 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,747 The jungle's no place for a jPad. 506 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,251 They get wet, the warranty is voided -- awful. 507 00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:13,545 [sighs] I got nothing left, Pop. 508 00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:15,505 I'm getting drowsy. Whoo. 509 00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:17,507 Shouldn't have had that big crab dinner 510 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:18,675 before the mission. 511 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,928 No, look, l-l'm not like the other scientists, okay? 512 00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:24,097 You wanna know what Venturestein was doing before this? 513 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,640 He was dead! 514 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,058 And before that, he was a henchman 515 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,519 for some prick in a butterfly costume. 516 00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:30,729 Two, actually. 517 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:35,066 I saved him! I gave him life! 518 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,402 [all whimpering] 519 00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,737 [ Beeping excitedly] 520 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,697 H.E.L.P.Er.! Thank heaven! 521 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,449 Kill these guys! 522 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,409 [ Gun cocks ] Wait! Look! 523 00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:46,536 On the horizon! 524 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,378 VENTURESTEIN: You see, comrades? 525 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,631 Is glorious new dawn Venturestein promise. 526 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:03,928 Abomi-nation all come -- by sea and by air! 527 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,851 Excuse me! Pardon-a me! 528 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,436 That man you're holding 529 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:13,438 is a citizen of the United States! 530 00:21:13,521 --> 00:21:15,023 I am Congresswoman Marsha Backwood, 531 00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:17,859 and I am here to negotiate h-- 532 00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:20,403 Oh, did somebody lose an iPad? 533 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,323 [ All scream ] 534 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,617 Yeah, I can fix this. 535 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,620 [ Up-tempo music plays] 536 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,230 And fresh from her recent fact-finding mission, 537 00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:56,898 here to give us her unique perspective 538 00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:58,775 on this Puerto Bahia situation 539 00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:00,985 is Congresswoman Marsha Backwood. 540 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,487 [applause] 541 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,948 Thank you, Mr. Secretary-General. 542 00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:07,450 I here today tell all -- 543 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,453 Abomi-nation proud, hearty people. 544 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,331 Boys? Come on down. It's on. 545 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:15,667 DOC: Dean? 546 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,960 Hank? 547 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:18,795 [upbeat music plays] 548 00:22:18,878 --> 00:22:19,671 BOTH: ♫ Ooooh ♫ 549 00:22:19,754 --> 00:22:21,381 Hold on, stop! Stop! Stop! 550 00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:22,507 What the "F"? 551 00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:23,883 H.E.L.P.Er. sounds like crap now. 552 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,803 I know, right? Man, friggin' Dean.